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Submitted by root on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 23:23.
The PlastrolTech Salesguy Simulator

Just a quick update to let you know that we're working on a new video! Additionally you can look forward to a fun little tool we like to call the 'Plastroltech SalesGuy Simulator'. Lots of easter eggs and goodies will be coming your way soon! If you haven't already had a chance, click on the 'Unix' icon on the right side of our homepage and play with the Unix simulator. Yes you can reboot the server :)

-josh

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Where is the sequal1?!11 The

Where is the sequal1?!11 The first one was the funniest video i have ever seen on the entire internet.

I need more..plz?

thanks

-me and a million other people

ps don't become a maddox.

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New video ? Any updates on release dates

Gonna send one of our many project managers that know nothing more than when their Outlook calendar pops up with due date and they send reminder emails so they can get the pellet.

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New Video

Are there any updates on the next video?

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karateka

man how do u get karateka im so clueless

sixth dimension from all the angles. PYOWPYOW

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dammit

How do i run TOUCH?

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That WAS hilarious

I think I have fwd'd it off to like a hundred people today...

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Sales Guy vs. Web Dude

LMAO! Now that ROCKS...Very, very clever! Really brightened up my day and I'll DEFINITELY send it to the rest of my Support Team.

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HAHAHAHAHA!

I cried, I laughed.... I cried some more!

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ULTIMATUM

MAKE MORE VIDEOS. OR ELSE. YOU HAVE 3 DAYS.

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MAKE MORE VIDEOS. OR ELSE.

I think you should be producing at least a weekly series. Call the Letterman show. This sounds like something they could use.

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System

I assume this was shot on a working system... I was wondering about the possibility of a description of how everything interacts on that system, as it look pretty fun!

From a quick glance it looks like your main OS is OSX with windows on VMware and possibly VNC to the fedora machine as it looks like the server, but just in general it would neat to know what all that is, and how it is all set up...

Thanks!

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It's not that hard...

Your right about the base system being OSX, 10.4 to be specific (you can tell by the menu bar @ the top). It has to be an Intel Mac too, VMware only runs on MacIntel's (PPC Macs can run windows, but it's fairly slow and there's not enough graphics support to play halo, and they use VMware's Unity for his main Windows workstation). There's a total of 5 virtual machines running (counted the tabs in VMware). Looks like XP with Luna turned off, most likely for performance. The video monitoring for the server room is probably built into the camera consolidator and network accessable. The KVM connections to the server can't be a VNC session because it wouldn't be persistent through the shutdown, reboot (shows the VGA glithcing when the power resets), BIOS, kernel panic, and finally, the OS load, like shown. That means its an IPkvm installed in the rack. With as many virtual machines and apps as he had running, his machine probably has between 4 - 8 GBs of RAM too. Oh, and all MacIntel's have gigabit ethernet, too.

Hope that answers your questions,

Dragon

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Question: What is that

Question: What is that monitoring program that pops up at 5:42 (where the web dude is talking with the guy rebooting servers in the data center)?

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Look@Lan

I just used the same application. Amazing little network sniffer. Works good with NMap. It's called Look@Lan (lookatlan)

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shit... no it's not

just watched the video again. it's not look@lan. oh well.

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Did anyone answer this?

Did anyone answer this?

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Re: Did anyone answer this?

Nope, still waiting for a response.

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Whats UP Gold

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Not that it really matters.

If you actually want to properly manage server uptime in verifiable way, the best tool around is nagios (used to be netsaint).

Not as pretty but it does a better job, and it can literally monitor anything with an ethernet port. (and somethings with out :>, wap's etc.)

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Not 100%, but I'll bet its

Not 100%, but I'll bet its either homegrown, or part of the software in the multi-machine IPkvm installed in the rack. Could also be part of a smart power strip, but seeing as someone had to physically reboot it, this seems unlikely.

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keep it up!

keep it up!

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Great work!

Awesome video totally hilarious!! You guys capture everything. Each time I listen to it, I pick up more and more. Cant wait for the next one. Thanks so much for doing this.

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Nice work!

I agree with the previous comment this is for sure the best tech parody ever... i just keep watching it... hilarious! the content is so good and delivered so perfectly!

Thanks for making this and so glad you're making another one don't stop

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I was about to BEG for more.....

....but then I just saw you already are making another one! THANK YOU!

This is by far the best tech parody ever, even better than SNL's "Nick Burns: Your company's computer guy" and would make a great TV Show

Keep up the great work....! You made my day.

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beilick

beilick

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awesome i look forward to your next video!

i used the unix simulator and tried to find prostitutes but it didn't work. if unix can't make it rain hookers then its good for absolutely nothing in my book.

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had us in tears for hours

I work for USA’s biggest bank and some of us from various departments spent a number of hours today pissing ourselves laughing watching this video. This video is soooo close to the real world we experience that I believed it was real (just a typical day for us techies) and believe me, we talk to people in other departments who run critical applications and they have the same mental/technical I.T. level as this sales guy. In the name of saving money, they hire people who do not even know what a ‘ps –ef ‘ means who have to upgrade Unix systems. And for the machine room, when you enter some of these which are the size of football fields, it’s almost impossible to hear anything down a mobile phone (if you can get a signal). This one time, many years ago, I went in to a machine room to reboot a Compaq server in a large cab. They said “reboot the beige one”. Ok, there were 5 racked beige 1U servers so I did them all and one was an exchange server which did not come back up…. I called support and told them I tripped over a power cable… Like you can trip over a power cable in a rack :0 taught me not to try and ball shit my way out).

Keep up the good work, this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life… It even tops Jay and Silent BoB Strike back.

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how dare you compare such a

how dare you compare such a shitty movie to this.. asshat.

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Excellent

Excellent job dudes. Keep it up.

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I just accidentally the

I just accidentally the whole website

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Please enjoy.