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After much taping, editing, deleting, drinking and swearing we are proud to present... Sales Guy vs. Web Dude! A mashup of true and mostly-true stories from IT hell. If you've ever called tech support and wondered what the hell they are doing down there... well, this should answer some questions for you.

Please Enjoy.



The Website is Down: Sales Guy vs. Web Dude

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Dude! this is funny as hell

Dude! this is funny as hell there needs to be more video's!

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"There is no arrange by

"There is no arrange by penis..." - Oh my god. I know nothing about you guys, but I'm guessing at least most of you are or have been sysadmin professionals. I mean, it looks and sounds just like my IT department. Hey, you haven't been poking around my site, have you?

Most excellent.

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LOL

This is the funniest video i have seen in a loooong time. I showed it to my girlfriend and she was like..... "I dont get it" YOu have to be IT to appreciate this genius. I will be willling to contribute to a part 2. Anything i can do to be a part of this would be amazing.

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WOW!

That was great! so TRUE!

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Hidden Video

I like the hidden video too, hilarious!!! Didn't read through all the comments, so I don't know if anyone has commented or found it...

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Haha

Guys, i love this, its pure genius, lol, just plan out wicked, and so true aswell, haha, :D

- Please make a sequel!!

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Amazing

Guys, Wow! That was friggin hilarious. I'm in IT and its riddiculous how users can be so completely stupid sometimes! lol. Great Job! Make another. Def!! ^^

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Genius

My password will now be "a". Too bloody funny, I wept! There so needs to be a sequel.

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This is the best video I

This is the best video I have seen in a longggggg time. I have to laugh now going through Service Strategy Training every time they bring up asking for assistance

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It would be funny, except...

I think you are all missing the fundamental message of the video, every time the Sales guy calls the Web Guy he always fucks something up. It's not the Sales guy's job to be a computer whiz, he's busy MAKING MONEY FOR THE COMPANY!!! Something Web Dude will never fucking do because he is too busy basking in his own geek glory. Hey I know, label the fucking computer systems at the datacenter so you don't have to reboot two of them to find the right one! Maybe if he wasn't busy torquing his Johnson instead of working then he would know that the website is not down and that the caller just needs some brief and easy assistance...just kidding, I'm in IT and this video fucking ROCKS!!!!

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Skype

AMAZING video. Never gets old, even after watching it 20+ times!

How did you get skype to open in that little window for each call?

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you made me laugh so much I cryed

This is really good.

GG

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Can someone let me know what

Can someone let me know what program "web dude" is using to move between program? I noticed none of his applications show up in his start bar, and his method of moving between applications looks pretty slick (looks different from a regular Win XP alt + tab) so I'm guessing he's got some sort of gui sitting on top. I'm dying to know what it is!

Thanks,
R

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He's using a mac.

He's using a mac.

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the suits need to be told

Absolutely loved it!

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Guys, this was hysterical!

Guys, this was hysterical! As an IT and helpdesk guy, I can certainly empathize with the types of calls (maybe not the Halo playing, but it's still frickin' funny!). I join everyone else in asking for more! Good job!

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accident

i pissed my pants from laughing so hard. That made history!

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Don't know if anyone has

Don't know if anyone has gone over to the Sales Guy Simulator or not... but you need to go there, and click on the icon for cold calls... Call the number that is listed!!!! That's dedication for ya!

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Fucking amazing!

This is the best geek humor video I've ever seen.

I'm the first, and second to last, line of tech support @ our company.

Therefore:

Your theme song is now the ringtone on my jailbroken work phone.

You guys kick ass! I can't wait for the next one.

Just one request. Can we get a high rez version of the penis background image??? It looks like shit stretched across my nice, high rez LCDs. (Using it anyway though!!!)

Thanks a million,

Dragon

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Skypeee

Someone get me a link to that version of Skype. I have Skype, I just want that version cuz it looks leet, and I don't know what its called.

Although i have a feeling that its because of the Mac software, but I'm not sure.
[[I run WindowzXP]]

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Yep, that's the Mac version

Yep, that's the Mac version of Skype.

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Does anyone have a link to the version that doesn't have the chi

Does anyone have a link to the version that doesn't have the chipmunk voices?

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This was so brilliant! Best

This was so brilliant! Best video of the month I would say.

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the best

This is the best and funniest video i have ever seen relating to IT.
You can tell someone with an IT background has actually created it.

Us IT people need a good laugh in the industry.
what a great idea and keep it up Guys

Nath

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brilliant.

brilliant, you have made my day.
can relate to everything in that video all too well.
one of the first things on the web to make me laugh that hard in some time.

good stuff.

all the best,
tony.

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GOLD

That is so funny. That guy deserves a promotion...

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So many funny parts

I've watched this like 10 times already and every time some other part makes me laugh more. The part with the background noise in the datacenter is hilarious!

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AWESOME!

sales was on the right testicle... LOL...

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Sweet!!

Haha this was fucking awesome!!!...Make more! :P

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Where can we download the

Where can we download the fuk u penis desktop???

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Problems downloading

Great job, but I can't find the link to Skip-intro Pro.

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lol

Good stuff!

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I NEED MOAR!!!!!! Moar vids

I NEED MOAR!!!!!!

Moar vids like this one!!! funniest thing of the summer!!!

Produce moar videos!!!

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funniest thing I've seen in years!

this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! Wish there were more.

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Laszlo, its not your fault.

Awesome video, I look forward to more "Datacenter From Hell" pictures... I will try to post some (gotta be careful of course)

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Funny!

I work in Tech Support and that was TOO REAL!!! Funny cause that is like a typical day for me! VERY FUNNY!

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LMAO

Great vid. Lazlo for president!

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The Website is Down

Best movie ever... I wish there was more!!!

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LOL!!! Great Job!!! can you

LOL!!! Great Job!!! can you make another one?
hehahahahahah

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Fantastic!

You can't arrange your icons by penis?

Awesome! And more true than most people believe...

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LMAO

This video is great thanks for the laughs I watch it like four times great job one of the funniest videos on the net.

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Arvada Harvest Festival REPRESENT!

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Awesome!

Hell Josh! This is some good shit! This is the funniest thing I have watched - I keep watching it over and it gets better and better! Enjoying the love between Web Dude and Lazlo - so represents the time I spent working in IT at EDS. Many thanks for this and PLEASE, more soon!
Love Ya,
Claire

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Brilliant

This is easily one of the best videos I've ever seen. You guys rock. I actually laughed out loud when the dude said "I literally have the mayor breathing down my neck right now." So many of my afternoons have gone like this... although my game was Tribes. Please, please make more :-)

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Very interesting article.

Very interesting article. Thanks

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WOW! That is exactly like

WOW! That is exactly like some of the days I've had being on Helpdesk! Just trying to play my games and someone calls because they think they have a problem when it's really just them. The nerve! I loved the penis desktop! Great job, guys!

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Amazing. Just had a long

Amazing. Just had a long day of this type of sh!@#. Great laugh - so many of the classic scenarios...

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Contacts?

I know some professional media Web sites that want to promote this and link it. Whom should they contact?

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I love this video. Whenever

I love this video. Whenever I have a crap day I come back and watch this clip. Makes me crack up everytime.

Nice work guys.

Hank

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Awesome

This is great I just visit this site and now I have been your fan.Really cool site you should many different things to yah I love your stuff thanks this is really cool web site I saw for all the computer secrets and hacks pretty useful site too

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Please enjoy.